16.Sep.14 1 day ago
16.Sep.14 1 day ago
16.Sep.14 1 day ago

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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16.Sep.14 1 day ago
16.Sep.14 1 day ago
15.Sep.14 2 days ago

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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15.Sep.14 2 days ago
15.Sep.14 2 days ago